Well I was sittin' at home last Saturday night
When this girl called me up - gave me a terrible fright
She said "This is Sue"
I said "Who?
Listen little girl, do I know you?"

She said we met about nine months ago
And she was gonna' have a baby in a week or so
She said it's mine
I said "You're lyin'
You must be mistaken!" She said "No! No! No!"

I got the Gonna' have a baby - don't mean maybe - blues
Pregnant girl singing - all the time bringing - bad news
Every time I fool around, I always seem to loose

I said "Come on over, we can work it all out
And you can tell me what this whole silly thing's all about"
She said "Be Glad.
You're about to be a dad
It wasn't all your fault so don't feel sad"

I said "Maybe you want money - 'bout a thousand or two?
Listen little girl. Tell you what I'm gonna' do
Take the keys to my car
Go somplace very far
I hope your kid grows up to be a movie star!

I got the Gonna' have a baby - don't mean maybe - blues
Pregnant girl singing - all the time bringing - bad news
Every time I fool around, I always seem to loose

© Billy Kay Music